I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.

(via v-irgi-n)


Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

Lemony Snicket (via ifnothingelsebekind)


when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

You ever get the feeling that God just low key saved you from some stupid shit u were about to do





don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..


“I swear to you, there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell.”
~ Walt Whitman



If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you.